garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
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