It's just like the Real World with babies
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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