Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Did I show you my penis last night?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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