Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
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You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
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I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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