This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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