I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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