is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I pour the whiskey from now on
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
