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what?
penguin condom
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
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Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
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Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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