you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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