My cat gives me a boner
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
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i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
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This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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