So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
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All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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