I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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