god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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