I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
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Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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