try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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