Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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