check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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