Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
accomplished twins. life is a go
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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