we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
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you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
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Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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