Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
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so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
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No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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