yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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