She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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