when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
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Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
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That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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