I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
where does the pee come out of this thing
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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