Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
mondays should just be called national damage control day
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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