there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
When did angry sex become our thing?
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You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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