And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
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We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
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I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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