maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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