i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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