im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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