You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
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HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
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GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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