Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
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seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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