Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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