I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
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Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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