perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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