Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
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I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
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I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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