my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
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the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
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My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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