We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
