Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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