what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
All the doctor said was why
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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