if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
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She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
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She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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