My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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