Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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