Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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