You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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