he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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