Ambien. No doubt about it.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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