just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Randomize
