im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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