i just had sex bonerless
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
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Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
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I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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