i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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