how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Randomize